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funnies A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go
to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of
the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to
bother
you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me
another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a
better
idea ... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married"
The woman thinks for moment. "Why not", she giggles.
"Great!", he replies, "Get your own f*cking blanket!"
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The lovers passionately embraced while lying on her bed. Their bodies fused
together as they gyrated and panted. Then, suddenly the woman cocked her
ear.
"Quick, my husband is coming through the front door. Hide in the
bathroom",
she cried.
The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed. Just
as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.
"What are you doing lying naked on the bed?" he asked.
"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive way and got ready to receive
you"
she replied with a wink and a smile.
"Great" he said, "I'll just run into the bathroom and I'll be
with you in
two shakes."
She panicked. Before she could stop him, he was in the bathroom. He found
a man clapping his hands together in mid air. Dumfounded, he asked,
"Who
the devil are you?"
"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid
of
these pesky moths" the lover replied.
The husband yelled, "but you've got no clothes on!!!"
The lover looked down at his body, jumped backwards in surprise and said,
"The little bastards." |
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